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The water-soluble oil paint your dog got on his face will wash off easily. However the look of ut...

If you're talking about religion, the correct word is "Buddha". Not "Yoda".

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No matter how much you want to get achievements, do not play Fruit Ninja for Kinect for six hours...

Be sure to calculate the amount of hot chocolate left in your cup before you take the last sip. Y...

When staging a play in front of almost the whole school make sure your micro is turned off before...

When frying up a batch of bacon, do not pour the excess grease into an empty yogurt container. Th...

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That leaf on the floor? don't pick it up. it's not a leaf. It's a tarantula.

when playing keep away with your little cousins favorite stuffed animal, make sure that you are n...

When washing your hands in the restroom of a new restaurant that you've never tried before, be su...

There is no such thing as, "Just one more episode of Doctor Who."