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When discussing a recent popular movie with friends, be careful of your wording. Correct: "The sc...

When attempting to ask your husband whether he'd like meatless chili or pork chops for supper, sl...

If your cat is gracious enough to present you with his hard won dead mouse, don't fling it out t...

Never have a pillow fight with someone who has a Tempur-Pedic pillow. You will lose your front te...

If you are hard of hearing and about to get married, don't reply to the most important question o...

When choosing the perfect pair of skinny jeans to wear with your panda shirt, don't pick the jean...

If you are at a family reunion, do not sit down next to a strange woman you have never met before...

"Aquaplaning" is something a car does. "Waterboarding" is a method of torture. Remember the diffe...

If you know you're due to start PMSing very soon, and you've had a really crappy day anyway, just...