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(While driving in northern Minnesota) Mom: I pushed the home button on the g.p.s. and it's sendin...

Husband: Which seat can I taaa~ke? 3 Year Old Daughter: The one that is open. Just sit down.

Me: That man has a harmonica. Dad: Don't worry, they'll develop a cure for it. Me: A cure... fo...

(At the bar with my parents on my 21st birthday) Me: I don't know what to order. Mom: What do y...

Me: Dad, my friend told me that a "wenis" is the skin on your elbow, is that true? Dad: I don't ...

Don't use your friend's phone while he's in the shower so you can ask girls what they think of yo...

When taking a girl out to the movies, make sure you both meet up at the SAME cineplex. #LFMF

DO NOT go and see the last Harry Potter movie while about to start your period. Your hormones wil...

Driving in the car Me: Remember that one time you crashed into the tree? Dad: I didn't crash in...