secretkiss464

Dad: While Mom's away, let's become Amish.

(My mom is reading the local paper.) Me: Looks like some people were hit by lightning last night...

Me: [Dr.] Kevorkian died this morning! Mom: Oh really? Suicide?

Mom: Today is May 4th and it is Star Wars day, do you know why that is? Me: I don't know know, w...

Mom: Why don't we go to Baskin Robins and get you an ice cream cake for your birthday? Me: What?...

(Showing my mom Justin Bieber for the first time) Me: So, what do you think? Mom: Does his baby...

(me and my friend are talking about car insurance) Dad: is anyone else getting a boner?

*Watching Walker, Texas Ranger with my mother* Mum: In Texas, there are no laws; there are only ...

(My buddy and me watching a talk show. One of the male show guests speaks about his experiences a...

Me (to dad standign on a ladder to fix the roof): If you see another wasp's nest tell me so I can...