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Mom: Every time that I see a car driving with a mattress strapped on top I always think it's a pr...

(Jehovah Witnesses knock on the door) Mom: *answers door to be polite* Dad: HONEY! Come back! T...

me: you know, I´m gonna write a novel, a tragic romance novel brother: what, your life?

Dad: "You know something ... toast is almost the same as bread."

Me: I think my English teacher may be pregnant Mum: Is your teacher a man? Me:...

Mom: Don't leave the Internet on while we go out, Viruses could get in!

(Me coming back from the dentist) Me: I probably have to get all my wisdomteeth pulled. Sister:...

I was on the way to my usual customer's adress to deliver a pizza. When he opened the door, he th...

I've just started working in a new firm and was handed what seemed like a really tedious project ...

Two weeks after being unceremoniously let go by the store I worked in - two months after being as...

I was helping my 3 year old daughter select toys at Chuck E. Cheese's, explaining to her what she...

In 4 days my maternal grandparents will be married for 65 years. Seeing such a committed couple ...

At the grocery store today a flustered elderly lady realized she didn't have enough money for her...

A very dear friend of mine who struggled with a lifelong illness passed away just over a year ago...

Seven months ago I took on the responsibility of caring for my 19 year old severely autistic brot...

I am an eighth grader who has been constantly bullied and has done very poorly academically becau...

It was -8 and close to midnight yesterday when I stopped to jump-start a stranger's car. Afterwa...

When a classmate of mine continously commented about my race and colour for days, i recieved a no...

I was diagnosed with thyroid cancer unexpectedly this past week, in front of my children. Having...