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  • My husband likes to sneak up and scare me while I'm in the shower. Today I did it to him and he ...
  • I sent my 5 year old niece flowers one day last summer because she is a middle child, like me, an...
  • my husband and I were coming out of the movies and a little boy looked at my husband's artificial...
  • I was in the local supermarket with my 3 year old daughter who wanted a princess outfit. She was ...
  • I feel sad because no one is paying attention to me so I'm going to go put foundation all over my...
  • Ultimate emo insult? A mean girl threw bleach on me. SHE RUINED MY CAPE.

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