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If your weekend plans include making mix CDs for friends, do not tell your psychiatrist you'll be...

If you tend to wave your arms about while shrugging into your backpack straps, don't do it in a c...

Guys, if you happen to rip an extremely loud fart in the middle of the night, resist the urge to ...

When leaving your office building using the fire escape during a blackout, do not fantasize about...

Shouting a Bugs Bunny-esque, "Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?" is not amusing to the bla...

Never wear an orange polo shirt to Home Depot.

Never startle your cat just as it is about to throw up. You will be left with a long, zig-zag tr...

Good idea: Buy a chainsaw to cut some nasty brush out of your yard. Bad idea: Buy a chainsaw to ...

When sorting your laundry and you see a ghost at the window, don't shriek and bring your mother r...