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No matter how funny it may seem NEVER play NWA's F*** The Police to "kill time," especially if yo...

Got distracted by squirrel. Missed bus. #LFMF

If you decide to have a practical joke war for an entire week with your brother, remember why he ...

When reading failbook.failblog.org and you come back to facebook for real...don't sit reading sta...

Don't EVER fall asleep in class and start moaning the teacher's name. #LFMF

Even if your 5 year old son leaves a huge diarrhea spill in the community pool, you still have to...

(Jehovah Witnesses knock on the door) Mom: *answers door to be polite* Dad: HONEY! Come back! T...

Mom: Don't leave the Internet on while we go out, Viruses could get in!