The latest from tiris
I was working at a computer shop. Two deaf girls entered and were talking with signing. My brother is deaf, so I can talk this way too, what is, in Germany and I guess everywhere else, rather uncommon. Waiting in line they were just discussing how difficult flirting is, when you can not talk and that all nice and interested guys run away in fear, when they recognize a girl is deaf. I signed: "Do I have to run away now, too?" Their look and laughing MMD.
I'm a 43 year-old man with crippling arthritis. As I was walking towards the grocery store, slowly and with the aid of two canes, a little old lady came riding out on the electric cart. She said, "There's only one of these left, and I wanted you to get it." She looked back at a 450-pound woman and her five kids, giving us the skunk eye from the doorway. "You really need it," she said, "and she's just a fat b*tch." IMMD
Today my dog was limping. I figured it was his hips/getting old and was a sad about it. After a whole day of not acting like himself he sat down and started digging at his paw. I sat next to him and had a look. I pulled a thorn out of his paw that ws about 1/2 inch long. The dance he did when I pulled it out, the kisses I received and his sudden change in attitude, made me so happy. IMMD
I'm a caregiver. I was taking care of a gentleman while pregnant with my baby boy. We became very close, he even taught me to play poker! He called me "the daughter I never had". As I came for my last day with him before maternity leave, he & his family surprised me with a baby shower! IMMD [=
So it is noon and my daughter of 16 months is fussy and wants to eat NOW, I give her some alphagetti trying to calm her down, which she hates, while her father finishes up the dinner. She closes her mouth real fast and two little letters escapes her lips, F and U. I laughed and IMMD
When you get in trouble for writing "gay rights" across your face, and the office makes you call your mother and come to hold a parent/teacher/student conference, when your mother walks into the office with "gay rights" written across HER face, the office lady's expression is priceless. IMMD.
I babysit a little boy named Cam a few times a week with my partner. We decided to break the news to him one day that I was going to have a baby and he would have a new playmate sometime in the near future. In awe, he looked up to us and said, "Your baby will have two moms? That's the coolest thing ever! I wish I had two moms!" It was the cutest thing ever and IMMD as well as my girlfriend's!
