I'm a 43 year-old man with crippling arthritis. As I was walking towards the grocery store, slowly and with the aid of two canes, a little old lady came riding out on the electric cart. She said, "There's only one of these left, and I wanted you to get it." She looked back at a 450-pound woman and her five kids, giving us the skunk eye from the doorway. "You really need it," she said, "and she's just a fat b*tch." IMMD