vampyreangelprincess

*Right after telling my mom that I'm gay* Mom: Well, then I guess I should give you the same adv...

*while disscussing that i liked flat soda* dad: really? but it tastes like ass! me: no it doesn...

Me- Hey! I got an A+ on my social studies test and a B on my math test! Mom- Good, you have to b...

Dad to the cat: I won't let any walruses eat you now, will I? (We live in Nevada by the way)