There's no such thing as "quickly printing off a 391-page document." Even at 4am. Oh, and bring your laptop's power cord with you, otherwise the battery will run dry, and the printer will have a minor freak-out and start printing the file all over again... from the beginning. #LFMF
While searching through Failblog, and you discover the infinite brofist, remember your own strength. you will break your LCD monitor, and that Brofist is not worth $800, no matter how cool it is. #LFMF
If you cannot access your kitchen because of repair work, consider not drinking milk. The milk does not care why it has been sitting outside on a warm day for hours. Remember that before taking a generous sip.
Never let your jokester sister book your bus trip. If you do, check your ticket to see what name she gave you. #LFMF
When typing and reading from a text book at the same time: ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU PRESSED THE SHIFT KEY INSTEAD OF THE CAPS LOCK OR YOU MAY HAVE TO RETYPE A WHOLE PARAGRAPH. #LFMF