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There's no such thing as "quickly printing off a 391-page document." Even at 4am. Oh, and bring...

While searching through Failblog, and you discover the infinite brofist, remember your own streng...

If you cannot access your kitchen because of repair work, consider not drinking milk. The milk do...

Never let your jokester sister book your bus trip. If you do, check your ticket to see what name ...

When typing and reading from a text book at the same time: ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU PRESSED THE SHIFT...

If you don't drink coffee on a regular basis, downing a large cup on an empty stomach early in th...

If your entire family has a history of bad experiences with pot DO NOT TRY IT!! You will not be t...

If you are wearing sandals while working in the garden, don't forget where your foot is when usin...

When making a ham sandwich with lettuce, make sure that the large leaves you put on your sandwich...

When the biology teacher is explaining that seminal fluid contains lots of sugars to nourish the ...

I read Twilight, hoping to form my own opinion, rather than mindlessly hating it. And I liked it....

When your friend is high-strung, refrain from screaming "SPIDER!" right next to her while she's f...

That clunking noise the washing machine is making? Don't ignore it and assume the washer is unbal...

Never put on an electric shock dog training collar to see what the shock feels like and give the ...

You've played your game for far too long when the game itself asks you to stop playing in fear fo...

When you see a pitcher of what looks like iced tea on the counter, and you're 13 years old, make ...

When claiming to be able to speak Swedish, do not proceed to imitate the Swedish Chef from the Mu...

When doing a science experiment on seeing what gases come out of which rocks, don't sniff the cal...

Never anger the roommate that has control over the internet connection. #LFMysister'sF

If your pacifist mother thinks she succeeded in bringing up a perfectly normal, eighteen-years-ol...