wrockintheballroom's Favorites
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Mom: See my new ring I got for my anniversary? you have to buy your bitch new jewelery if you wan...
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Sister to Grandfather: You're Fat! Grandfather: I'm 75, I've earned the right to be fat.
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Me: [Walks into the living room] I want waffles. Dad: WTF!?! Are you pregnant?!? Me: Uh, no... ...
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I do all my shopping on the internet. Shopping in the mall is so mainstream.
