By DiscordedChangeling on May 16, 2015 at 10:11 PM
(-laughs evilly- shodan is a machine... a steel type... moone is a fire type!)
By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 10:03 PM
*it grows back* Thank god I'm not like my mother, traveling around with a severed hand. *pops a 22 in your ass, it doesn't really stop or stun you, it just hurts*
By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 10:00 PM
Fuck no you don't. *shoots the bolt out of the door and leaves* And you're coming with me. *grabs oshodan*
By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:55 PM
It is pretty sad. So many good characters...) No it's a TV-B-Gone I modified to be an implant. Turns off any tv within 100 feet. I took it to Vegas once that was a hell of a time.
By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:40 PM
(10s and 9s are for pussies, 45 or nothin.) *houdinis the fuck out of there, returns with an organic you on a hand dolly* This is why I became a scientist. *unblindfolds you/her/whatever*
By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:32 PM
*reatomizes with a few nanites* (there is no Glock 10.)
By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:30 PM
And if there isn't, ima fucking make one dammit. *places carbon in one of your 3d printers and uses nanites programmed with your soon-to-be genetics and makes a semi-organic form of you, enables emotion*
By Dan_Wesson on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:27 PM
*uses graphene coated ammo, it's 200 times stronger than them* So where the hell is your organic form? She was cute.
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