As much as we enjoy the thrill of receiving notifications when people get shot or stabbed in our beautiful city, Citizen app will never hold a candle to the total hilarity and utter nonsense of Nextdoor. The neighborhood based social networking site is like if Facebook married your Aunt Bev who spies on the whole neighborhood and tells your family all of the hood's dirt. It's pretty wild. Members of the site overshare, occasionally share weirdly mysteriously and vaguely, or just share stuff that is funny as hell. There's even a Twitter account called Best of Nextdoor dedicated to the nutty sh*t people think their area needs to know. Here are some of our favorite examples of the zaniness. Maybe they'll convince you to get to know the people next door. Alternatively, the posts may convince you to stay inside and keep your head down. Sometimes it's better to avoid the crazy when it's close to you.