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Animal Shelter Posts Funny Adoption Ad For Perdita, "The World's Worst Cat"

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    The cheeky ad goes on and elaborates on Adorable Perdita's likes and dislikes:

    Cat - PERDITA, WE THOUGHT SHE WAS SICK, TURNS OUT SHE'S JUSTA JERK World's Worst Cat

    LIKES: staring into your soul until you feel as if you may never be cheerful again; the song Cat Scratch Fever, the movie Pet Cemetery (Church is her hero), jump scares (her specialty), lurking in dark corners, being queen of her domicile, fooling shelter staff into thinking she's sick (vet agrees...she's just a jerk) 

    DISLIKES: the color pink, kittens (yuk they are so chipper), dogs, children, the Dixie Chicks, Disney movies, Christmas and last but NOT least...HUGS. She's single and ready to be socially awkward with a socially awkward human who understands personal space. 


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    Though she may not have the sunniest attitude, Perdita is house-trained, spayed and up to date on her vaccinations, according to her Pet Finder listing.

    Text - Perdita Domestic Short Hair Mix • Spruce Pine, NC Adult • Female • Small • Black & White / Tuxedo About COAT LENGTH Short HOUSE-TRAINED Yes HEALTH Vaccinations up to date, spayed / neutered.

    Perdita arrived at the shelter after her previous owner died and they hope to find her a forever home that does not have children, cats, dogs, or other animals.

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    One of the shelter staff told ABC News that Perdita earned the title of “World’s Worst Cat” because she likes to troll people for attention.

    Cat - Mitchell County Animal Rescue

    "She pretends like she wants you to pet her and love on her," Brittany Taylor, the rescue's office manager, said. "As soon as you pick her up, she starts growling. She will swat you. She's just all-out awful."

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    Text - Toby S Franks I so want this cat Like · Reply · 3h
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    Text - Tammy A Cantrell I'm feeling conflicted about her adoption post but you gotta love their honesty! In all seriousness thank you to all animal rescues who take in and care for homeless pets! Even ones who are jerk! Ib 2 Like · Reply · 3h
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    Text - Dawn Sugasa Come on, NC..adopt Perdita!! I would but I'm on the other side of the country - sent money to help instead. Brilliant advert - thanks for what you do! And ignore all of "woke" comments who don't understand tongue & cheek. Like · Reply · 3h - Edited
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    Text - Roger Carter I would be very happy to 'risk my luck' with Perdita I live in NZ though, but if she would like to fly over, I will meet her at the airport 9 Like · Reply · 2h
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    Text - Cynthia DeLuca Hi cat's are individuals with personality's just like humans so we love them just the way they come to us you can't pick your relatives but you Can pick a cat so they can own you relatives can't own you unless you allow it
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    Text - Jen Roberts She looks like she's ready to make some lucky human hope she gets adopted soon! her slave Like · Reply · 2h
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    Text - Lori Peterson She is adorable. I had a cat who hissed and fought love too. He turned into a cuddle bug. She just hasn't found the right person for her yet. If she were closer I would take her in a heartbeat. I hope she finds her forever home with a patient human who ill love her no matter what. Like · Reply · 2h

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