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The cheeky ad goes on and elaborates on Adorable Perdita's likes and dislikes:
LIKES: staring into your soul until you feel as if you may never be cheerful again; the song Cat Scratch Fever, the movie Pet Cemetery (Church is her hero), jump scares (her specialty), lurking in dark corners, being queen of her domicile, fooling shelter staff into thinking she's sick (vet agrees...she's just a jerk)
DISLIKES: the color pink, kittens (yuk they are so chipper), dogs, children, the Dixie Chicks, Disney movies, Christmas and last but NOT least...HUGS. She's single and ready to be socially awkward with a socially awkward human who understands personal space.
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Though she may not have the sunniest attitude, Perdita is house-trained, spayed and up to date on her vaccinations, according to her Pet Finder listing.
Perdita arrived at the shelter after her previous owner died and they hope to find her a forever home that does not have children, cats, dogs, or other animals.
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One of the shelter staff told ABC News that Perdita earned the title of “World’s Worst Cat” because she likes to troll people for attention.
"She pretends like she wants you to pet her and love on her," Brittany Taylor, the rescue's office manager, said. "As soon as you pick her up, she starts growling. She will swat you. She's just all-out awful."
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