Funniest Animal-Related Fake News Reported On "The Onion"

Here are some very interesting headlines from America's first news source, The onion - The only source who likes making fun of everyone and everything. Check out a list of favorites below. We just love it! 


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'He's been a stray for 3 years': Kind person becomes a cat pawrent after moving from a non-feline-friendly place to a new home, adopting the feral friend he took care of

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New parent of abandoned kitten refuses to return her to former owner without proof of previous ownership: 'I am NOT interested in giving her back'

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