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Twenty-Five Attention Hogging Cats

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    “My cat took out a piece of my miniblinds and brought it to me.”

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    “He doesn’t want to play with a toy if I’m holding it. He wants to hold it himself. He also likes to play with those laser lights, but they won’t work for him so he breaks them.”

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    Text - T remember that, once, my cat got too playful at night and bit me. So I said to him: "Stop doing that with such a brazen face!" Then he came to me, hit me in the face with his paw, and ran away.
  • 4

    “We have to use tape to keep the cabinet closed and not let her get to the treats!”

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  • 5

    “Our cat doesn’t want to accept the fact that he’s not our baby.”

    Cat
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    Text - Let's take a break for a minute and talk about how my cat thought that a bottle of sparkling mineral water I just opened hissed at him, so he did the same back to it.
  • 7

    “I often do outpatient therapy meetings in clients’ homes. So I had this one family a long time ago and I usually wore my long hair in a ponytail, but would have to stuff it up in a hat when I visited them, because their cat would jump on my head.”

    Cat
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  • 8
    Text - I went to my friend's apartment and left my backpack in the hall. When I was leaving, I was surprised to notice that it had become heavier, but took it anyway, said goodbye, and left the apartment. I opened my backpack in the entrance hall and saw that their cat had gotten inside.
  • 9

    “She shut down my whole computer by just sitting on it.”

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  • 10

    “He jumped into the laundry hamper and then he complained because he couldn’t get out.”

    Cat
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  • 11

    “He would come to the door and beg to come in, and whenever I opened it, he would run off and pretend that nothing happened.”

    Cat
  • 12

    “His brother was already in the laundry basket, but that didn’t stop him.”

    Cat
  • 13

    "Every damn day now."

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  • 14

    “He aggressively makes sure we’re not getting anything done. He also bites at the first sign of removal from his designated spot.”

    Cat
  • 15

    “We tried to celebrate his adoption anniversary. He wasn’t in the mood.”

    Pink
  • 16

    “He takes away all the stuff that gets more attention than him.”

    Cat
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  • 17

    “We’ve been together for 12 years and he still fears for my life every time I take a bath.”

    Cat
  • 18

    "cat activated the video doorbell after being locked outside"

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  • 19

    “My cat always got mad when I was taking a bath because he was afraid that I might drown. So I solved his problem: I put a chair near the bathtub and now he’s the guard.”

    Cat
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  • 20

    “He thinks that I spent my day making a bed for him.”

    Cat - (Mole, PA oF
  • 21

    "I walked in to find a drifter attempting to suffocate my fiancee in her sleep."

    Cat
  • 22

    “My cats have reached an impasse. Two stubborn asses both wanting through the door. Wonder who will give in first."

    Cat
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  • 23

    “I was trying to get a funny picture of both of us yawning at the same time, but my cat stuck his paw in my open mouth. Thanks, Chester!”

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  • 24

    “Every time I get the ladder out, my cat wants to play king of the hill.”

    Cat - COTTMER
  • 25

    “He is sitting right on top of a box of cupcakes.”

    Cat - OIMU DAC KIND

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