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    Product - non podhoretz (NOT the guy from co... @crookedroads770 Dang it doesn't anyone here know how to cook umber color Drighten you colo Drighten y acryli, acrylu RAW UMBER BURNT UMBER 0.4 oz (12m 0.4 oz (12ML
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    Text - lucy, @curledbitch mobile ads when u touch 0.0001cm away from the x button Looks like you're going to the appstore Jimbo.
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    Product - I just watched the cop at the airport take a series of selfies with his dog and then stop to show him each I stand corrected his partner not just a dog one. That sweet boi was 20+ FRESH INGREDIENT CELEAT NAG ARAM coldher Welcome to tgrill FED CELEBRATE ORIGINALITY Welcome to cold beer A36 10N 20 FRESH NGREDIENTS ai NO NICROWAVES I NO hwest grill CELEBRATE ORIGINALITY eHANDMADE cold heer Welcome LED
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    Text - Man: "Hi, l'm looking for Satan." Whole Foods Employee: "You're looking for the devil?" Man: "Um, it's vegan?" Whole Foods Employee: "Ah, seitan. Next aisle in the fridge." Coverheardla
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    Cat - Here's a cat with a Cheerio stuck to his face to brighten your day @alienwithnojob
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    Text - Henry Sotheran Ltd @Sotherans ART COLLECTORS: my vault is hermetically sealed COMIC COLLECTORS: everything is ordered by issue and in plastic TOY COLLECTORS: I've never even opened this box BOOK COLLECTORS: (erupts from a pile of books) I have no idea what I was looking for when I started 11:34 AM 12 Feb 20 -
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    Nose - When you try to sleep 15 more minutes instead of getting up to feed the cat @chaos.reigns
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    Cartoon - When everyone thinks you're mean but you're just out here spreading tough love I'm an Intensive Care Bear.
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    Text - Guy on phone: "Fuck, can I call you back? My brother is on the other line and this is his first time picking out avocados." overheardla
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    Text - When a customer starts yelling at you over the prices of items in the store and you're like... I just work here, I don't set the damn prices Susan амс
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    Text - pepto abysmal @roastedryebread i keep saying Alexa when I mean to say Siri and i just cant believe i live in a i time where i am gettin my servant robots names mixed up
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    Fur - YA Le ista
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    Text - _SCORPINKO @SCOR_PINKO After ya third sneeze, that's between you and GOD. I done did all I could do
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    Text - @yungsids aight imma head out Is you good no not really tbh, things have been hard lately e Read 1:18 PM meant the show OhI
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    Text - Mum: Don't get too drunk tonight Me crawling in at 4am with a random stičk I found
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    Canidae - Teoman @Teoman76774368 Replying to @trtworld Sigh,you didn't let me score that #freekick IN 8. 13
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    Dish - i present the perfect toast.
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    Text - BreakingDadOGV @erichwithach Can we just cut the crap and make all serving sizes based on an actual person? No one is sitting down in front of the TV like "Can't wait to eat these 9 chips!" 12:00 PM · 2/17/20 · Twitter Web App
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    Text - Wheat-Thin @EthanPowell|16 Tell them to come out of retirement to write an adult guide cuz idk what l'm doing out here Tice. @_TheComeUp3 ·5d Neds Declassified School Survival Guide Reunion. L Show this thread
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    Text - This Tinder profile Coronavirus 18 O 1 kilometre away New in town, looking for fun Just got out of China, travelling the world (wonderlust lol) Love being outdoors, especially in crowded places Mask and goggles are a huge turn off Swipe left if you're a doctor Give me a chance, I'll take your breath away and leave you in bed for days
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    Text - Trevor Wallace @TrevWall *looks at boarding pass* Okay, 18F. *puts boarding pass away* Okay but what the fuck seat was I *pulls out boarding pass again* 18F. Gotcha. 18F for sure. *puts boarding pass away *32 seconds later* OK ONE LAST FUCKING TIME
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    Dog - We were making sausages and I looked out the window
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    Working animal - This Is Fido's, The World's First Tap House Where You Can Have A Beer And Meet Foster Dogs Up For Adoption LURELNK. ADOE AL URENK. ADOP Me: Leaving Fido's after 15 beers. Michaer olds
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    Text - When your parents call you a "constant disappointment" but you're just proud to be consistent. aborteddreams aborteddreams tams
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    Text - blank @mister_blank here's a life hack for you dieters out there. if you bury food in the ground and then dig it up, that food is a vegetable now. 11:16 AM · 2/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Cat - This is Dylan. She has 3 legs & is my boyfriends "1st girlfriend" because she only allows him to touch her. This is her after she took over my side of the bed. She also steals my spot on the couch/chairs if I get up to get water etc. I am getting mean girl'd by a cat.
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    Text - natalie @natmartinezzz Just tried to respond to someone with "all good" or "no worries" and instead what came out was "all worries," which coincidentally is the best description of me at any given moment.
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    Cartoon - lucy, @curledbitch dentist: and how is school by the way?
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    Text - Brother Ben @SentenceReduced If my ability to recite "Die Hard" line for line doesn't make you love mel don't know what will. 6:53 PM · 2/17/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - "Do you think you'll get married?" "God no. I can't look at my face for longer than 10 months without changing it. How the hell am I gonna look at someone else's face forever?" @overhearduber
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    Text - 1984's George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving 20 minutes late with iced coffee, please respect that
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    Text - Mystical441 @Mystical441 Apparently l'm the only person in my home who knows the recipe for ice cubes. 11:49 AM · 2/16/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Junk food - Select AMC theaters in Texas are now offering fries instead of popcorn. Karen- "innovative and inspiring" Harold- "The future has arrived" Susan- "I shit ту pants" @goobertron_prime.
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    People - Me putting all my music on shuffle
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    Text - r/AskReddit u/Ps5Face • 10h What movie has a plot hole that cant be ignored? 1 Share 16.3k 16.3k BEST COMMENTS Bjarki56 • 4h RickyRod26 · 3h In the show Friends. Chandler and Joey love the movie Die Hard, and then Rachel starts dating Bruce Willis and they say nothing. Reply 9.2k
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    Face - friend: i can't find his insta me:
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    Text - After I put too much toilet paper in my toilet but he flushes it all down without getting clogged me my toilet Good job, little buddy picsbyrobert
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    Text - the drake gatsby @DrakeGatsby My friends and family refused to watch Mr Robot with me because every time a new character appeared on screen I would whisper shout "Is that Mr Robot?" 4:20 AM · 2/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Road - EVERY SITUATION LEFT EXIT 12 Worst Possible Conclusion Rational Thought BLUR SEE EAST 41 ESED aborteddreams my brain
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    Cartoon - lucy, @curledbitch me: it's just a cough mum: it's just a cough doctor: it's just a cough google: okay, get in.
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    Text - THE MECEO Andy Frisella Fan @Frisellafans I've seen people workout at 4am before working two jobs. I've known introverts who became great communicators when an important relationship needed it. I've seen people who weren't ready suddenly commit to a goal. People give effort to what's important to them.
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    Text - Mom: "You don't need to know everything they teach you in school." Child: "I need to know EVERYTHING! I want to be the next God." Coverheardnewyork
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    Text - wittyidiot @stephenszczerba The only reason I keep my place clean is bc true crime has convinced me l'll be murdered at any moment and I can't chance it looking a mess for my documentary <>
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    Food - All I want to do is sit outside, drink margaritas, and talk shit about people @20somethingproblems
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    Dog - When it's cold but you have good boys
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    Text - kennyg @kenchristensenn my boyfriend got into my car and 5 minutes later my younger sister said... "I just think it's funny how you haven't complimented my very beautiful sister who spent time doing her makeup and picking out her outfit yet" someone tell her to relax
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    Cat - Julicorn @ChicksRule When you're on your eighth life and still haven't amounted to anything 10:30 AM · 2/18/20 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Hannah Berner @beingbernz There are not enough love songs about what relationships are actually about which is just deciding what to eat, what to watch, and how to kill each other.
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    Window - He brought a new friend home with him last night ! Now she's a part of the family too !- S feeling excited.
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    Cat - Waiting-for-the-vet
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    Text - "Why are you dressed up? I thought you were staying in." "I am. I dress up to swipe on Bumble now because I think that energy gets transmitted through the phone." @overheardbumble
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    Face - It's been 25 years since Clueless premiered but that's only 6 months in Paul Rudd time. mythical traffic and weather/facebook
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