Comedy Gems From Scottish People On Twitter

Good old Scottish Twitter never lets us down when it comes to portraying the culture and its seemingly incomprehensible jargon. For fun, just try to read these in your best Scottish accent.

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Via u/juheelsejpal
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Via u/lumsgame
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Via u/gregofdeath
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Via u/AnniahLeyshon
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Via u/oLjMa
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Via u/absolutebage
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Via u/reece1210
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Via u/sarahthealien
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Via u/Chilli27
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Via _
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Via u/Inioniar
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Via u/Live-Love-Lie

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