Cracked Used Math to Prove James Bond is an Alcoholic Sex Addict

The latest James Bond adventure, No Time to Die, had its US release last Thursday - to mostly good reviews. The film, which sends Bond on a mission to rescue a kidnapped scientist, is Daniel Craig's final stint as the British Secret Service agent. While we still think Idris Elba should be taking over, one thing is for sure: whoever plays 007 will have to be okay with portraying a glorified alcoholic sex addict. If you're inclined to disagree with that characterization, we recommend watching this incredibly thorough math-filled video from Cracked. The tally of Bond's drink consumption is, well, nothing short of sobering.