Awkward Things To Say After Sex Which Will Instantly Kill The Mood

Great sex isn't just about the deed itself. It's also about the lead-up, the mood, the whole vibe. And what happens after is just as important as what happens before and that includes the pillow talk. While most people use it as an opportunity to get to know the other person, talk about their shared experience, or possibly even plan the next time, there are some who try and make it as awkward as possible. Here are some of the weirdest things people have come up with to totally kill the moment after sex. Who said romance is dead?

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