A Battering of Absurdly Dumb Puns

While we accept that puns are some of the lowest form of humor, we sometimes need a smattering of puns to fill the pun void. Obscenely stupid wordplay is somewhat painful, but it's also kind of satisfying, like spicy food. For more, here's another bundle of beautiful stupid puns.

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