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23 Mind Boggling Florida Man Moments

There's something happening in Florida. Perhaps there's something in the water. Or perhaps the sunshine affects peoples mental well-being. But everyone knows there has to be a reason that "Florida Man" headlines are so absolutely insane. The news is consistently flooded with wild, crazy, and often depressing tales of dumb criminals committing very strange crimes. And they all have one thing in common: They're from the Sunshine State. 

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    Fire - THRILLIST.COM Naked Florida Man Burns House Down Trying to Bake Cookies on George Foreman Grill
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    Face - Florida Man Tries to Give Himself Brain Damage to Start Skyrim Anew Thursday, Jan 2, 2014 | Updated 3:03 PM EST View Comments (99) | Email | Print Recommend 3.2 Send 8+1 13 Tweot 232 co Coumy Bhanit Ofio
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    Face - Police Say Man With No Hands and No Legs Is Armed and On the Run Q EXPAND Authorities in Florida are searching for an armed quadruple amputee who's reportedly been on. the run since Tuesday, hoping to question him about his involvement in a double murder.
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    Product - NEWS News 6 WKMG @news6wkmg GETTING RESULTS Florida man with no arms charged with stabbing tourist
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    Human - Local 10 WPLG Local 10 News @WPLGLocal10 NEWS Florida man charged for eating pancakes in middle of the road
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    Text - Just another day in Florida Florida man claims he only drank at stoplights, and not while driving ARRESTED FOR DUI EARLE STEVENS
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    Face - TL KTLA O Follow @KTLA Florida Men – 1 Disguised in Bull Costume - Allegedly Tried to Burn Down Ex-Boyfriend's Home With Spaghetti Sauce bit.ly/2GAPZH4
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    Face - WISH-TV Follow @WISH_TV A Florida woman was arrested and charged with aggravated assault without intent to kill| after she reportedly "farted loudly" in a Dollar Store and then pulled a knife on a man who complained
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    Text - AMERICA Florida Man Awarded $37,500 After Cops Mistake Glazed Doughnut Crumbs For Meth October 16, 2017 - 5:58 PM ET
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    Organism - The Cut THE CUT Follow @TheCut A drunk Florida woman was asked to leave a Red Lobster, so she responded by allegedly grabbing a live lobster straight out of the tank and bolting Florida Woman Attempts to Steal Live Lobster From Restaurant Consider the lobster bandit. thecut.com
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    Face - Pinellas County Largo couple steals motorized shopping cart from Walmart, drives to bar tfye By: WFLA 8 On Your Side Staff + 18.9K Posted: May 18, 2018 01:49 PM EDT Updated: May 18, 2018 06:17 PM EDT
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    Leisure - Florida VIDEO: Woman shaves legs in crowded Florida hotel pool By: Lila Gross tfye + 21K Posted: May 29. 2018 02.19 PM EDT Updated: May 29, 2018 03:50 PM EDT
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    Face - Police: Florida man hid legless fugitive girlfriend in plastic tote BY: Associated Press AP POSTED: 6:48 AM, May 11, 2018 UPDATED: 2:49 PM, May 11, 2018 f NEW AT 11 com MAN ACCUSED OF HIDING LEGLESS GIRLFRIEND IN BOx POLK COUNTY WPTV 11:03 82
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    Face - Florida Man @FloridaMan_ Florida Man bites off his brother's penis after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket intirestingnews.blogspot.com/2018/07/ florid...
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    Face - Florida Man Arrested For Attempting To "Barbecue" Child Molesters By Kara Goldfarb Published May 9, 2018 Porto-Sierra's plan to burn and kill sex offenders was thwarted when police arrived too soon.
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    Text - WMC Action News 5 It Like Page 1 hr O When they arrived, a naked man opened the door, told firefighters "I'm sorry," and then shut the door. WMCACTIONNEWS5.COM Naked Florida man starts house fire after baking cookies on George Foreman grill
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    Text - Florida man 'broke into home of his wife's lover, tied him up and then cut off his penis with a pair of scissors before RUNNING OFF with it' By Dailymail.com Reporter UPDATED: 7:20 pm on 16 July 2019 10 +2 44 f Share comments • Alex Bonilla, 49, of Bell, Florida was arrested Sunday after a grisly revenge attack • He broke into the mobile home of his wife's lover and tied the man up at gunpoint
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    Face - Florida man gets out of jail, immediately steals car from prison parking lot: cops trib.al/PDBI19V K @_ksteez People in Florida act like life is a GTA game
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    Text - TEXAS MAN ADMITS KIDNAPPING 79 PEOPLE TO ANALLY PROBE THEM WHILE DISGUISED AS AN ALIEN
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    Photo caption - WORLDNEWSDAILYREPORT.COM Florida teen stung over 600 times after inserting his penis inside of beehive FLORIDA MAN We will watch your career with great interest.
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    Text - Florida man donates 100th gallon of blood after 22 years of giving Car mechanic donated blood almost every week Canguamauans! your David Williams Upon Achieving Your 100 Gallon Donor Milestone Hundreds of Potiet And Ther Fomilies Ae Gratefult oneb
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