There always seems to be something happening in the sunny state of Florida. Perhaps it is that there's something in the water. Or maybe the occasionally oppressive sunshine affects peoples mental well-being. Whatever the cause, pretty much everyone knows there has to be a reason that "Florida Man" headlines are so absolutely unhinged and insane. The news in the United States is consistently flooded with wild, crazy, and often depressing tales of dumb criminals committing very strange crimes. And they all have one thing in common: They're from the Sunshine State.
Note to self: Don't ever try to bake cookies using a George Foreman grill.
Listen, we all wish that we could experience video games for the first time, every time. But this ain't it, chief.
Honestly, I am rooting for this quadruple amputee king.
What up with Florida amputees wreaking havoc?
Why on earth is this a crime?
This is a pretty interesting attempt to find a loophole.