Fifteen Punniest Dad Jokes About Animals

What makes a good (or bad) dad joke? 

First of all, the one-liner has to be administered by a dad, it has to be both corny and somewhat amusing, and most of all it just has to have a well-timed pun to make it the best joke ever. 

Scroll down below to see some of the best funny dad jokes about animals we have found around.  

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    Text - Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes I asked my cat what's two minus two? He said nothing. 2:30 am · 18 Jun 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? "Bison." 12:24 am · 13 Jun 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes Every time I leave the house I keep getting followed by a bird with long legs. I think I'm being storked. 1:56 am · 17 Jun 2020 · Twitter for iPhone >
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    Text - Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes What do you call a goat that acts immaturely? A silly billy. 3:57 am · 15 Jun 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes If you cannot find your dog, open the fridge door. It's standing right behind you. 1:38 am · 5 Jun 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes How do you count cows? With a cowculator. 7:37 pm · 6 Jun 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes What do you call a lazy veterinarian? Doctor Do-Little. 3:39 am · 17 Jun 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes Which animal has the most memory? The Ram. 1:33 am · 15 Jun 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes Why did the chicken go to the gym? To work on his pecks. 3:42 am · 14 Jun 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes What do you call a British dinosaur? Tearex. 3:43 am · 14 Jun 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think it's feline well. 3:52 am · 12 Jun 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales. 2:48 am · 11 Jun 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes What do cows tell each other at bedtime? Dairy tales! 1:43 am · 18 Jun 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes Dogs can't operate an MRI machine. Catscan. 3:58 am · 9 Jun 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes A big cat escaped from its enclosure at the zoo yesterday. Almost made me puma pants. 8:07 pm · 8 Jun 2020 · Twitter for iPhone
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