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"After a relatively enjoyable first date I told the guy it was time to go home. When he asked me if he was also invited, I said no. He was none too pleased."
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"Went out with this gem of a human and when I turned him down for a second date. He took it so very well."
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"Homeboy LITERALLY explained his unhealthy obsession with a woman and how he borderline stalked her."
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"…Oh….That’s so sweet of you."
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"Went out with this douche I met on Tinder once. He texted me several times and I ignored him. He clearly didn’t get the hint so I just told him nicely that I didn’t think it was a match. Shame on me."
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"The morning after a mediocre date this guy texted me to ask me out again. When I didn’t respond within an hour I received this little gem…"
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"After I told a guy that though he was very nice, I was just not that into him. No good deed goes unpunished."
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". This wasn’t a text sent to me, but after I went on a date with this guy and never texted him back he stalked me on Instagram and sent this to several people in my social circle…including my boss."
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"The response I received when a I turned down a guy for date #2. Wasn’t aware we were in a competition…"
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"Yeah…not sure why this was necessary, but ok."
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"He was very sexually forward and tried attacking my mouth mid-sentence within the first 10 minutes. I quickly ended the date and hoped I wouldn't hear from him again. When I told him that I wasn’t comfortable with how aggressive he was…"
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"Politely turned down an invite for a second date and suddenly I’m shallow."
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"Sure, Bruh. Whatever you say."
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