Happily Married Straight Guy Proudly Wears Skirts, Heels, And Sass

So here's something that you don't see every day, especially on Instagram. Meet Mark Bryan, the "straight, happily married guy that loves Porsche's, beautiful women, and incorporating high heels and skirts into my daily wardrobe." Now, of course, anyone can wear whatever they like, but personally, as someone who can't walk in heels, why anyone would put themselves through that absolutely necessary is beyond me. But you do you! This is a judgment-free zone, and I say wear whatever makes you happy, whichever gender you are.

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