33 Saucy Astrology Memes For Planet-Gazers

Are you the sort of person who asks a crush if you can read their natal chart, or someone who calls up your parents once a month asking them to remind you what time you were born because although you don't really give a damn about astrology, your Tinder date is asking and they're really cute? Whether you're a very serious aspiring astrologer or a casual dabbler who finds the zodiac mildly amusing, you might get a kick out of these sassy memes about the signs, elements, and celestial bodies that supposedly influence our behavior. 

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