People Expose The Weirdest Pickup Lines They've Ever Heard

Ah, pickup lines. Some people swear by them, others can't even pretend to entertain the people using them. Personally, they used to annoy me, but I think we can all agree that a little part of us misses the days when random strangers would come up to us in the bar and we could roll our eyes at the sound of, "Are you from Tennessee.... Because you're the only ten-I-see" or "Did it hurt... When you fell from Heaven?" E-pickup lines sent over dating apps just don't hit the same.

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User u/Elrek took to Reddit to ask people what their weirdest pickup lines were. It is not always clear whether these lines were actually used, or if they actually worked. But one thing is for sure, they are definitely creative. I think we should start with my personal favorite.

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This one says, "Yes, I'm smart. Yes, I paid attention in 11th-grade physics. Yes, I care about my studies. But I also want to get in your pants, so I ought to use what I already know." Honestly, this one might work on me, but be prepared for me to ask you questions about space for the rest of the night.

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