Awwdorably Funny Names Given To Pets

Giving a name to your pet is something sacred. It is like naming a child. It's the name you'll be using when you ask them "who's an adorable little baby?", it's the name you'll be yelling when they inevitably do something that they know they're not supposed to do. The name must be chosen with care and with the future in mind...

Oh, we're kidding, the best pet names are the silliest ones. There is nothing funnier than walking your dog outside and yelling "Beef Stroganoff, don't eat that!" It's perfect. And apparently, our lovely Facebook users have given some of the silliest (strangely food-related) names to their pets, and we just had to share our favorite ones with you.

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via Shelley Ashby

We do not fully understand why we have the tendency to name our pets after foods, but we do love it. We know what it sounds like listening to someone tell a story about a pet with a food name from the outside, and it's hilarious. We definitely support naming pets after foods, and the more ridiculous, the better.
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via Tracy Hodgson

This is the most accurate name collection we think. And by that we mean that none of our pets only have one name. They have a million names and nicknames, and they respond to... practically none of them. They only respond to the word "food". Oooooh, maybe that's why we give them food names, we're just subconsciously hoping they'll respond to us.
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via Alexandra-Ronald Coon
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via Leslie Williams
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via Andy Patterson
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via Betty Burns
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via Tasha Holt DeLotelle
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via Gayle Robinson
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via Becky Lechner Miller
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via Shelly DeJaynes LaPlant
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via Deborah Hale
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via Oksana Klindukhova
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via Emily Smith Goodner
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via Melanie J. Elin

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