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The Government Aficionado
On a date with this guy who tried to explain to me that communism and socialism are pretty much the exact same thing. I have a master's in political science. They are not the same thing.
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The Man Who Is An Expert At Giving Birth
I was on a date with a guy and told him my sister had a baby last week and she just so happened to have a C-section. He tried to mansplain to me that having a C-section was taking the easy way out. I've also given birth twice.
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The Geography Genius
I had recently taken a trip to the Galapagos Islands. I was talking about it on a date I went on and he claimed then were just above Antarctica, east of Argentina (they are west of Ecuador). Was literally JUST there and he is trying to tell me I didn't even know where on the Earth I was.
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The Man Who Knows ALL About PMS
Had a man 'explain' to me that PMS wasn't really a thing and women just made it up as an excuse to act like bitches. He also said menstrual pain was psychosomatic and that childbirth didn't hurt nearly as much as getting kicked in the nuts. Wish I could have tested that theory.
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The Man Who Thought Giving Birth Was The Same As Pooping
I went on a first date with a guy who was a paramedic. He told me (a mom of 2) that giving birth was no different or painful than pooping.
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The douchebag who thinks getting your ass grabbed 'isn't a big deal.'
A guy I went on a date with tried to tell me that women who were 'dramatic' about being groped or sexually assaulted were just looking for attention because getting your ass grabbed isn't a big deal.
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The guy who knows what birth control is best
I went out with a guy that was a pharmaceutical sales rep. He tried to tell me that IUDs were the best form of birth control because it was less painful and didn't cause mood swings.
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The guy who quoted my own fucking article
Some guy I went out with tried to explain to me what CO2 emissions are. I am a sustainability engineer for an airline. He cited an article he had read trying to prove his knowledge was superior to mine. I wrote the fucking article.
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The guy who knows all about how 'easy' it is to be a female in the work place
Went out with a guy for the first time and started chatting about the ongoing 'Me Too' movement. He said women don't have any struggles in the workplace because he has never seen or experienced them. Also, men tend to be nicer to us because we have boobs, therefore, we don't actually have to deal with any repercussions due to our gender.
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