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The Woman Who Got Mad At A Music Video
When the 'Anaconda' video by Nicki Minaj came out everyone was talking about it, so I pulled it up on YouTube to see what the fuss was about. My girlfriend lost her shit wondering why I would watch such a thing in front of her.
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The Woman Who Didn't Care About Her Man's Best Friend's Wedding
I was the best man at my friend's wedding. My girlfriend at the time was supposed to be my plus one but she got strep throat. I went to the wedding anyway and she was livid and thought that I should have stayed home to take care of her.
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The Girl Who Went OFF About Some Old Nail Polish
When my ex was in the process of moving in with me she started cleaning out a cabinet in the bathroom that has been collecting junk for almost a decade. She found a bottle of nail polish in the very back and was furious. It could have been my sister's for all I know but she said rubbing in the fact that I have had other women here before was very hurtful. She didn't live there for long.
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The Woman Who Was NOT OK With Her Man Complimenting The Bride
I attended the wedding of my then-girlfriend's best friend. When we saw the couple I shook the groom's hand, told him he looked dapper, then gave the bride a hug and said 'you look beautiful.' NOT OKAY. She didn't speak to me for the rest of the night.
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This Ex-Girlfriend's Who Cannot Tolerate Other Females. Period.
I was in a fantasy football league with some people at work and a woman (who is a married woman 30 years older than me) was on the group text for it. My ex-girlfriend saw the name 'Susan' pop up on my phone and she went NUTS over the fact that a WOMAN from work was texting me after hours.
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The Entitled Woman Who DEMANDED A Gift
We both decided we would not exchange gifts for our anniversary. Instead, I booked an afternoon at a spa with champagne. She was upset I didn't get her an actual present. She didn't get me anything but 'I'm the man.'
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The Woman Who Doesn't Care If Her Boyfriend Doesn't Sleep
My girlfriend was training for a marathon and in the process, she ran a 5k race. I worked a 14-hour overnight shift at the hospital. She was mad I 'wasn't there to support her through her journey early that morning.'
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The Ex Who Was Jealous...Of A Blow-Up Doll
My friends bought me a blowup sex doll as a gag gift for my 30th birthday. There was a picture taken of me squeezing the boobs. My girlfriend was upset because she doesn't have big boobs and claimed that because I grabbed the blow-up boobs I am clearly not pleased with her body.
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The Girl Who Will Not Stand For Her Boyfriend Speaking to A Fellow Native
I went to a party with my then-girlfriend. I am from Colombia and the girlfriend of the host was also from Colombia. We talked for roughly 3 minutes about it. My girlfriend stormed out because I was 'paying too much attention to other women.'
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The Woman Who Lied About Being Pregnant, But Was STILL Mad
My girlfriend of two months told me she was pregnant. We were only 21 and broke, so of course, I was terrified but told her whatever she wanted to do, we'd figure it out. She was FURIOUS because she wanted me to be ecstatic about having a baby together. She wasn't pregnant. It was a 'test' and apparently, I failed.
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