Men Reveal The Most Ridiculous Reason An Ex Got Mad At Them
Hell has no fury like a woman scorned. But sometimes the reason they are 'scorned' is completely f*cking ridiculous. We give men PLENTY of sh*t for being stupid, crazy, or downright ridiculous, so it is only fair we call out some crazy women for their antics as well. We asked the people of the Internet to share the MOST ridiculous reason their ex-girlfriend got mad at them compliments of dating blog The Single Society, and the results certainly did not disappoint. Here is a comprehensive list of the most outlandish reasons men were 'in the dog house.'
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The Woman Who Got Mad At A Music Video
When the 'Anaconda' video by Nicki Minaj came out everyone was talking about it, so I pulled it up on YouTube to see what the fuss was about. My girlfriend lost her shit wondering why I would watch such a thing in front of her.
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The Woman Who Didn't Care About Her Man's Best Friend's Wedding
I was the best man at my friend's wedding. My girlfriend at the time was supposed to be my plus one but she got strep throat. I went to the wedding anyway and she was livid and thought that I should have stayed home to take care of her.
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The Girl Who Went OFF About Some Old Nail Polish
When my ex was in the process of moving in with me she started cleaning out a cabinet in the bathroom that has been collecting junk for almost a decade. She found a bottle of nail polish in the very back and was furious. It could have been my sister's for all I know but she said rubbing in the fact that I have had other women here before was very hurtful. She didn't live there for long.
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The Woman Who Was NOT OK With Her Man Complimenting The Bride
I attended the wedding of my then-girlfriend's best friend. When we saw the couple I shook the groom's hand, told him he looked dapper, then gave the bride a hug and said 'you look beautiful.' NOT OKAY. She didn't speak to me for the rest of the night.
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This Ex-Girlfriend's Who Cannot Tolerate Other Females. Period.
I was in a fantasy football league with some people at work and a woman (who is a married woman 30 years older than me) was on the group text for it. My ex-girlfriend saw the name 'Susan' pop up on my phone and she went NUTS over the fact that a WOMAN from work was texting me after hours.
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The Entitled Woman Who DEMANDED A Gift
We both decided we would not exchange gifts for our anniversary. Instead, I booked an afternoon at a spa with champagne. She was upset I didn't get her an actual present. She didn't get me anything but 'I'm the man.'
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The Woman Who Doesn't Care If Her Boyfriend Doesn't Sleep
My girlfriend was training for a marathon and in the process, she ran a 5k race. I worked a 14-hour overnight shift at the hospital. She was mad I 'wasn't there to support her through her journey early that morning.'
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The Ex Who Was Jealous...Of A Blow-Up Doll
My friends bought me a blowup sex doll as a gag gift for my 30th birthday. There was a picture taken of me squeezing the boobs. My girlfriend was upset because she doesn't have big boobs and claimed that because I grabbed the blow-up boobs I am clearly not pleased with her body.
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The Girl Who Will Not Stand For Her Boyfriend Speaking to A Fellow Native
I went to a party with my then-girlfriend. I am from Colombia and the girlfriend of the host was also from Colombia. We talked for roughly 3 minutes about it. My girlfriend stormed out because I was 'paying too much attention to other women.'
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The Woman Who Lied About Being Pregnant, But Was STILL Mad
My girlfriend of two months told me she was pregnant. We were only 21 and broke, so of course, I was terrified but told her whatever she wanted to do, we'd figure it out. She was FURIOUS because she wanted me to be ecstatic about having a baby together. She wasn't pregnant. It was a 'test' and apparently, I failed.
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