Saucy Astrology Tweets Which Are Very Funny If You're Clueless About Astrology (April 11, 2021)

The world of astrology is much bigger than a lot of people might think. It's kind of like a cult continuously recruits members from all over the world. It seems that there also might be tiers of followers too. Some people just know their sign and a few qualities that come along with it; some people know all the signs, and the dates, and read their horoscope daily; and some people know their sign, and your sign (definitely before you told them), they know when mercury is in retrograde and when your moon is out and about. Simply put, they know too much, and I'm not embarrassed to say that such people terrify me.

My fears don't stop me from laughing at these very extra Tweets though.

Posted by Mayarey

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Okay Virgos, we see you. Now we are all going to start having super high expectations so... don't mess up!
Actually though I wonder if this is an unpopular opinion of commonly known 'fact.' Does it show on your star chart whether you're good in bed? Whether you're a grower or a show-er? That would be very useful information to know.

Via @ZorayaBlack_
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Somebody help me! I don't know what any of this means. Is this a good thing or a bad thing. Should I avoid Sagittariu-i at all costs? Or are they just more interesting?
Actually, after writing so many of these articles I've become quite familiar with the traits of Sagittarius. I know they're a fire sign... and that's about it.

Via @teaxtarot
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Via @tsaarot
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Via @plutonicmoon
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Via @DIVINEOPAQUE
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Via @vxprada
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Via @wetneptune
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Via @ERISTHEPLANET
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Via @DCnumerology
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Via @taurusismagic
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Via @vxprada
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Via @martianmercury

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