29 Work Posts to Distract You from Performance Review Season

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Isabella Penn
Dec 15, 2025 10:00 AM EST

How are we supposed to focus on end-of-year performance reviews when most of us mentally checked out on December 1? It's holiday season, which means we're spending the entire month celebrating. And by celebrating, I mean using tinsel and peppermint mochas as emotional support tools to cope with year-end burnout. Meanwhile, our bosses are convinced this is the perfect time to evaluate our performance and offer constructive criticism, as if any of us have the cognitive bandwidth to absorb feedback that isn't "go home early."

We're too busy shivering in offices that are legally indistinguishable from meat lockers, calculating how many gifts we still need to wrap, and anticipating the inevitable sibling drama that will explode the minute we're trapped in a living room together. The last thing anyone needs is a 45-minute meeting about personal growth.

So, instead of trying to pretend we're fully present and professionally thriving, let's lean into the collective delirium of December.

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  • 01
    When it's technically a workday, but you emotionally clocked out on Dec 1st @corporatebish
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  • These 29 work posts are here to distract you, validate your exhaustion, and remind you that everyone else is also hanging on by a candy-cane-striped thread.

    Consider it your unofficial performance review: you survived the year, and honestly, that’s enough.

  • 02
    Would you like to participate in secret Santa? Me: @corporatebish
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    Me at work during the holidays trying. to be grateful that I have a job: @corporatebish 口
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    When you have too much fun at the company Christmas party and now HR wants to see you: @corporatebish
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  • 05
    Boss: It's urgent... Me: @corporatebish "Not during the holidays, it ain't"
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  • 06
    Made it to December @corporatebish
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    CORPORATE BISH corporatebish It's the most wonderful time of year... for CEOs
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  • 08
    "What time do you get off work?" Me: Officially 5:00 pm... corporatebish Emotionally around 2, but during the holidays 10:00 am
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  • 09
    "Have a great day at work" corporatebish
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  • 10
    When the boss says, "Let's circle back after the holidays" INCOME 20
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    CORPORATE corporatebish BISH I don't know which company needs to hear this, but we don't want a Christmas party Give us the money
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    Me at the company Christmas party I swore I wasn't going to: corporatebish
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  • 13
    When your alarm goes off for work: Scorporatebish Just fire me...
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  • 14
    When work expects you to work during the holidays: Rename View details @corporatebish D Manage versions Make a copy Report abuse Download
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  • 15
    Here we feckin go again, I mean happy Monday... @corporatebish
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    When you find a mistake at work, but it's also Friday: @corporatebish
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  • 17
    How to instantly have a better day: 1. Don't go to work @corporatebish
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  • 18
    Dear Santa, A fucking break. @corporatebish
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    CORPORATE BISH corporatebish Uninstalling Outlook and Teams to focus on the holidays
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  • 20
    Nobody: That one coworker: corporatebis
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  • 21
    Me at work right now... @Officialworkmemes *You just need to make it through a few more days until you're off for Christmas*
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  • 22
    I'll start making an effort to be nicer at work as soon as this fills up... @Officialworkmemes
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  • 23
    When everyone at work is getting on your nerves but you're still trying to stay in the Christmas spirit... @Officialworkmemes *Please Jingle all the way away from me*
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  • 24
    My attitude at work for the entirety of December... @Officialworkmemes *Sounds like an 'After Christmas' problem to me*
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    When it's Holidays but you still have to go to work... @officialworkmemes
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    Me on my way to vent to my favorite coworker after every minor inconvenience
    via officialworkmemes
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    When you're forced to join in with festivities at work... @officialworkmemes
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  • 28
    Me trying to keep all my sarcastic comments to myself at work... @officialworkmemes
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  • 29
    I know some colleagues who woudn't last very long at this job... NOVEMBER IS NOT CHRISTMAS Please refrain from playing Christmas songs at work until at least December. -Thank you, management @Officialworkmemes
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