Woman's Funny 'Sexcapade' With Guy Who Was Disappointing In The Bedroom

Most of us have had a sexual experience that was rather...anticlimactic. Like this woman, who after a long dry spell was eager to get back in the game but was terribly disappointed by the equipment (or lack thereof) she was working with, only to have her evening - and her fancy hand towel - completely ruined! For your reading pleasure, we bring you 'SEXCAPADES,' where real people share their stories of naughty sexual debauchery! Enjoy!

Dating stories seriously never get old.  They're just so unpredictable. A first date could go in about a million different directions, and we love it. We all have our fair share of crazy tales that we can't wait to share with our friends over brunch. Well, feel free to consider the Cheezcake website as 'brunch.' The place to dish it all, because you know we will always be here for it.

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