Funniest Hookup 'Appointment' Tweets For People Who Overplan Their Sexual Encounters

The movies make us believe that hookups are carefree, sexy, and spontaneous, but there's a whole lot of planning that goes into it behind the scenes. For example, if you're someone that feels most confident during a hookup when your body is silky smooth, then you have to make time before the d*ck appointment to shave, which is extremely time-consuming, okay?! And then what if this dude cancels? And then your backup has the audacity to cancel right after? We put in all the effort for nothing! Ridiculous! Thank god for the modern tech of vibrators. Vibrators will never do you wrong and cancel. The d*ck enthusiasts of Twitter know all about the planning that goes on behind the scenes of hookups, and they vent about it on a weekly basis. Scroll down for the best tweets about d*ck appointments.

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Did this woman listen into me and bestie's convos??? Because we talk about living this alternative lifestyle all the time. In this kinda relationship, you can have your cake and eat it too.

Via @beccapotlet
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Definitely the type of thoughts I would have in the shower. Also, it totally makes sense. She should patent this word before someone else steals it.

Via @chrismissishere
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Via @meowllorie
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Via @timespulse
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Via @yeosagna
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Via @tentacleternary
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Via @macktology1
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Via @SerryJailor
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Via @1traitdanger
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Via @mariahbibens2
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Via @TweetLikeAng
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Via @_ChunGee

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