Dear Santa...

Your child's letter to Santa probably falls under one of the following categories.

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  • 01

    The Modest Request

    Text - Dear Santa, would like to sel SOMe chips. Vou lor chips! Im being very g0od. Goad afternoon just want chps. 1 Lour,
    From Unknown
    Submitter Chris says that this was dictated by his almost-three-year-old son.
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  • 02

    The Overly Specific

    Text - Dear 5 I'm quad. ta, Hou are you Here is whatwarnt or Cheistmas Ahttp/www.amazon conf P/protoctBo032HF6 Vrekes hpsbw_g2t_ iro3?pfnATUP DKIKKODER&PEd S Cter-3&_dr=ixy 4-2H1K03Y73MWANM PErd101p_cd_pz13199 o1542&PEi
    Leave NO room for error!
  • 03

    The Threatener

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    Even the PONY looks angry.
  • 04

    The Disappointed Rage

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    Um...this child might just need some alone time right now.
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  • 05

    The Polite Inquisition

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    "How much do you weigh?" ...So not a completely polite inquisition.
  • 06

    The Open Invitation

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    Everybody likes to feel welcome.
  • 07

    The "Never Grow Up"

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    via _MorganFreeman_
    Hang on to your dreams, Chris.
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