Dear Santa...

Your child's letter to Santa probably falls under one of the following categories.

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01
The Modest Request

From Unknown

Submitter Chris says that this was dictated by his almost-three-year-old son.
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02
The List Maker

From Minteer01

Number five is a bit of heart-breaker.
03
The Overly Specific

Leave NO room for error!
04
The Threatener

Even the PONY looks angry.
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05
The Disappointed Rage

Um...this child might just need some alone time right now.
06
The Polite Inquisition

"How much do you weigh?" ...So not a completely polite inquisition.
07
The Open Invitation

From beernbiccies

Everybody likes to feel welcome.
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08
The "Never Grow Up"

via _MorganFreeman_

Hang on to your dreams, Chris.
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