Roundup Of The Absolute Worst Dates People Went On This Week

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TheSingleSociety
Oct 27, 2021 7:00 PM EDT

Bad dates make for GREAT stories, and we have lots of them. With millions of single people getting back in action on the dating apps around the world we are once again becoming flush with hilarious experiences and awkward situations, and as always, they do not disappoint. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you a list of the absolute worst things that happened on the dates of last week. Do YOU have a bad/funny/awkward date to share? Spill the tea, please. You could also be featured in next week's list of horrible dates!

Dating stories seriously never get old.  They're just so unpredictable. A first date could go in about a million different directions, and we love it. We all have our fair share of crazy tales that we can't wait to share with our friends over brunch. Well, feel free to consider the Cheezcake website as 'brunch.' The place to dish it all, because you know we will always be here for it.

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  • Font - A guy I went on a date with was bragging about how he committed insurance fraud by setting his house on fire AND he collected a chunk of change from Go Fund Me. A
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  • Forehead - JUDGE JEANINE PIRRO FOX NEWS Fox Its an absoltte disgrace! FOX ine
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  • Font - guy rolls up to the date clearly not feeling well. He told me he was sorry he was 'off,' but he tried acid for the first This time last night and it made him feel like shit.
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  • Font - I took a girl to dinner and I ordered chicken. She spent 10 minutes shaming me for eating an innocent animal. She later told me she will eat chicken nuggets and that is OK because it doesn't 'actually resemble the body of a chicken,' like one with bones and wings does.
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  • Font - guy spent the first 10 minutes of our date telling me what a bitch his ex-wife (and mother of his children) was and This even called her c*nt.
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  • Font - Right in the middle of a movie my date just pick up my hand, kissed it, then started sucking on my finger. We hadn't even kissed on the lips.
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  • Font - I went on a date with a woman who asked me about my last relationship. When I asked about her's, she gave me all the details about her torrid affair with her married boss and how it got both of them fired.
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  • Smile - LIGHTS OUT DAVID SPADE
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  • Font - On a date last week this asshole brought me to a cash-only place. He knew it was cash-only, but he didn't for bring cash. I had to pay everything.
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  • Font - A girl I was on a date with excused herself to go to the bathroom. When she came back she apologized and told me she had been experiencing diarrhea for the last day or so. She went on in detail about her bowel movements for roughly two minutes.
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  • Forehead - CO) #Schitts Creek Cafe
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