My Psycho Roommate Stole My Used Vibrator

I've seen my fair share of psycho roomies on Twitter and Reddit, but all those crazy stories seemed like a distant internet reality that could never happen to me. Until I became personally victimized by a psycho roommate myself. We've all heard about kleptomaniac roommates, but just how far can they take their klepto tendencies? Apparently, way farther than we would have hoped. As the title of this piece suggests, my roommate took psycho to a whole new level when she stole my used vibrator. That's right - it wasn't a new one. It was straight-up used. Yes, I was just as horrified as you are. And yes, I moved out the moment I found out, so don't worry about my well-being. Scroll down for all the disturbing details.

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