People Who Are Extremely Skilled In The Art Of Roasting Themselves

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    This guy who turned this silly question into a subtle self-roast

    Font - 12h v Question for the men because I'm curious; do you prefer your lady to wear makeup or not? O 364 27 28 198 Char Replying to She married me. Whether she wears makeup or not is of zero consequence. I'm more concerned she'll start wearing glasses.
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    These two guys you've probably never heard of

    Forehead - THE BEST MOVIE LINES facebook.com/Thebestmoveinei When I asked Quentin how he want us to play 2 ageing movie guys who were on their way out, He said 'Just be yourselves'
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    This person who deserves some compensation, and a hug

    Font - r/AskReddit Posted by u/Sierra-Alpha-Mike • 3h You're paid $500,000 for each month you can live in solitude. You have unlimited food, drinks and entertainment of your choice, but 0 interaction with another living being. How many months do you sign up for? Discussion 个3.7k 1.2k Share BEST COMMENTS IDidntPassTheCaptcha • 3h S 3 Awards You guys are getting paid? Reply 个9.9k
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    This student who doesn't believe in the art of BS-ing Every University Essay

    Font - Paul Shafer @shaferpr Perhaps the best one-liner in a student paper this semester, "The analysis is severely limited by my lack of understanding of what I am doing." #humility 12:03 AM · May 8, 2021 · Twitter Web App 9,618 Retweets 1,017 Quote Tweets 113.9K Likes
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    This guy who's not afraid to compare his relationship to his parents to his relationship with a non-existent body wash

    Font - The fact that Head and Shoulders doesn't have a body wash called Knees and Toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents.
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    This guy who knows himself better than anyone

    Communication Device - me irl Memes Day 4 of sticking my dad's things to the ceiling. Today the tv remote. Vote 27 Share BEST COMMENTS - SeamanTheSailor . 45m To everyone saying I should stick myself to the ceiling, it has to be something he would look for. Reply 1 71
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    These people who roast themselves just by speaking at all

    Product - Awake @Spacehehehe · 28 Aug You will never change what you tolerate. Research #FlatEarth NO CURVE HERE Can we agree on that? 91 169 09 L7 ashallowseafish @ashallowsea. · 6d I love flat earthers, because they remind me that even though I'm a failure, there are always people even more disappointing than me
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    This girl who found her calling

    Plant - Christine Sydelko @csydelko Ok but why do I look like the fucking ride
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    This person who honestly roasted the interviewers more than himself

    Clothing - If you could choose: one year without gaming or one year without sex INTENDO ROER Do I look like I have sex?
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    'Dang, wish my memory was that good'

    Font - "Having too much sex can cause memory loss." I read it on page 37 in a medical journal in November 2006 at 4:19pm.
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    This person who took this opportunity and flew with it

    Nose - Whis @FoluOyefeso With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy? P @Paulius98 Apple juice
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    This person who just gets it

    Font - r/AskReddit u/Uninfectedl • 6h Why are you single? 2.7k 2.6k 1 Share +] BEST COMMENTS bobyajio • 6h A 1 Award By choice Not my choice... but still. Reply 3.7k
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    This guy who is a proud member of the titty-committee

    Font - r/AskReddit Posted by u/Ujuajua_Ajuajua • 8h NSFW 2, 23 15 S 13 20 Males of reddit, what goes through your mind when you see a boob? ↑ 14.5k 4.4k Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL AdvanceComplex2552 · 8h 41 Awards I realise I need to cut down on the snacks * Reply 18.4k

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