:grumble: If Eyedoc hadn't been panting over doze Tori Amos pics, he wudda had some breffs left to blow out da candles an' dis NEBBER wudda happunt!

'The yellow line is where my responsibility ends': Woman "pushes her luck" to get groundskeeper to cut back all her weeds 1

'I'm in full compliance with the city, just like you wanted': Neighbor calls next-door's fence an "eyesore," is forced to remove the fence on his own 2

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (June 15, 2024) 3

18-year-old files report against parents for opening multiple credit cards in his name: 'It turns out I owe over $15,000' 4

'Nothing slowed this man down but other customers putting him in his place': Entitled Boomer claims he has a medical condition and can't wait in line, waiting customers stand up for employees 5

Boss tells line manager that she's "too friendly" with her male colleagues after they side with her in a meeting: 'This manager has had an issue with me for a long time' 6

Needs must 1

The purrfect seat 2

Purrfect 3

He didn't know, he's innocent! 4

It's Time To Meet The Newly Adopted Faces Of The Week: 21 Wholesome Cat Adoption Stories 5

If I fitz... I sleepz 6