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    Rectangle - prokopetz ... My cats have very different communication styles when they urgently want something. One of them stares, and the other one yells, and if staring isn't having the desired results, the staring cat will go and fetch the yelling cat to yell on her behalf. #life #cats 2,114 notes

    No, we just love how differently cats behave. There is no one cat that is exactly like another. They are all totally insane in completely different ways. This behavior from a cat should surprise us, but oh, as cat owners, it does not. Cats are smarter than they look, even if they get stuck in our sweaters sometimes and need rescuing. 

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    Font - prokopetz Follow Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer. prokopetz Follow Funnily enough, I'm not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you're looking at an ambush predator. slippyflippers Follow These are the beans of a killer, Bella. 39,720 notes

    Exactly! This is what we have been saying. And our friends look at us funny whenever we call our cats' paws 'murderbeans'. They simply don't understand. The only reason cats have yet to actually take over the world is because they are physically too tiny to do it. But do not underestimate their killerclaw's abilities. 

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    Organism - lovemedonlothario Follow if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you flohasdid Follow see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows
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    Font - gaygothur At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me. cantanopeshitthatwastaken coconut gaygothur I think we both have different definitions of what mammal is but I can't say I disagree with you. oregonnukesailor has hair. give milk
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    Font - REI tilthat TIL in the story of the Jewish Exodus from Egypt, the Torah uses the singular word tzefardeah for frog, not the plural tzefard'im. Some interpret this as meaning Egypt was plagued by a singular frog. via reddit.com lielith It's a beutiful day on Egypt and you're a terrible frog
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    Cat - obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062 What is your Werewolf Name? First letter of your first name Last letter of your last name A. white N. Beautiful Hunter N. Wolf O. P. Loyal B. Lone Blood B. Demon O. Crescent C. Ravenous Moon C Howler P. Paw D. Ancient Q. Scarred D. Rain Lupus E. Magic Ebony Dark Red Shadow Storm Beast R. R. Fire F. 5. Grey S. Temptress G. T. Mystic T. Warrior Savage Regal H. U. Prime Rage Thorn V Graceful W. Majestic V. Degge Hed Rogue W. Moon K. Scarlet PRA X. Lupe Y. Venge
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    Horse - depsidase Follow When the horse sees you lurking around his medicine cabinet gunsandfireandshit Follow I feel like this was probably originally a ketamine joke but here we are...
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    Font - itssexualhour: So I went over to my boyfriend's house tonight, and we decided to go night swimming. Well, we were kissing and grinding and all that in the pool and suddenly he just hugs me to him and says 'I love you, and I'm glad you're mine' and when he said that I leaned in towards his ear and said 'mine' in the same voice as those seagulls from Finding Nemo and then he did it back and we basically sat in the pool shouting "MINE!' at each other for a solid minute. YOU'VE FOUND A KEEPER
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    Font - selfdxd I have decided on a new constellation. I call it The Bees. If you look up at the night sky and see all those sparkly dots, congratulations. You see The Bees. I have just made astrology 10000x easier, you're welcome. dyinanimemom those born under the sign of the bees: • have emotions think thoughts is likely introverted or extroverted has at least a few friends was born at some point
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    Font - amnestylodge an interstellar game where humans describe various real and mythical animals and the alien has to guess which is real human: one is a mammal that lays eggs, has a bill like a duck, is semi-aquatic, and the males have venom in their feet. the other is a horse that can fly. alien: obviously the first one is fake human: nope alien: WHAT thecaptainthunder human: one is an avian that can't fly, stands over 6ft tall, and finds humans more attractive than its own counterparts. The o
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    Font - getlitaesthetic Follow Today 10:12 I want 6 pet sloths so I can name them after every sin except for sloth Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was "an urgent message". Source: getlitaesthetic 56,433 notes
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    Cat - knitmeapony: | Luxury model and sports model.
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    Water - punkfaery Follow If carp could speak they would all have French accents punkfaery Follow mon dieu.. you have caught me..

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