Ridiculous New Zealand Soap Opera Pulls Off Funniest TV Cliffhanger We've Seen In a While

I don't know the first thing about the humor in New Zealand, but no matter how frame the cliffhanger, 'please tell me that's not your penis', it comes out looking absurd. If the intention was to garner a collective, 'what in the actual hell is happening on this show right now?', then big ups, and mission accomplished.