15 People Share the Worst Sexual Experiences They've Ever Had, And This Is What Rock Bottom Looks Like

Well well, these didn't fail to trigger a vague feeling of taking a short-term vow of celibacy. Okay, not really, and I won't even try to peddle it off like I'm someone who has the option to cum and go as he pleases. Anyways, the bedroom is always ripe for spontaneous moments of cumbustion, just as it is to give way to profoundly awkward instances of cringe-inducing failure. Here's to hoping these particular tales are more extreme than anything you've yet to encounter on the wild road of sexual exploits.