People Who Haven't Had Sex For An Extended Amount Of Time Reveal What Superpowers They Developed As A Result (Twitter Thread)

If you've been earning for sex and haven't had it in ages, that definitely sucks. But what if there was a silver lining? What if the longer you didn't have sex, the more superpowers you would have?! That's what was discussed in a hilarious Twitter thread this week. Twitter user @abbygov confessed that she hasn't had sex in 6 months, but on the bright side, she can now hear colors and taste sounds, and she'll only get more powerful as time goes on. People who haven't had sex for much longer challenged her Twitter brag with hilarious superpowers they developed over the years.

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We've already bought tickets for the Marvel movie.

Via @abbygov
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We're been convinced to abstain from sexual relations forever.

Via @cw72416
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Via @TXRI2016
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Via @RatedDForDerp
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Via @audaciousninja
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Via @stephythenerd
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Via @chaecliff
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Via @newtja84
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Via @MartonRadkai
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Via @rudyardkipple
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Via @MylieTrent
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Via @fanfemaleform
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Via @Nikarax
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Via @glueOnhead_
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