Fresh & Funny Tweets From the Clever Minds of Twitter

Ah, Twitter. As a wise user (@maplecocaine) once said, "Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it." And boy, were they right. It seems like there's constantly some new and inane drama about stuff that seriously could not matter less. Self-assured losers offer up terrible takes by the dozen, and everyone thinks they're an authority on whatever the topic of the day is - be it Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, or the war in Ukraine. That said, there are some bright spots on the app. And they come via the funny people who just know exactly how to say something funny and clever in a limited number of characters. And these people? Well, we think they fit that bill.

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