25 Rare Insults That Brutalized People In The Most Specific of Ways

Of all the things that make an insult effective, the most salient quality would probably be blazing accuracy. Anyone can say that they screwed your mom, but not everyone can articulate exactly how you look like a sock puppet that just found out it has a hand inside it.

And, this being the internet, every little thing has a the potential to be critiqued, commented on, revisited, taken out of context, and ridiculed. And that's kind of beautiful. It's terrifying if you ever want to actually put your face anywhere, or express your opinion. But all in all it's pretty likely that you have bad opinions and a worse face.

Here are times random people on the internet decided to be veritable astronauts of criticism and make great leaps into the territory of previously unheard, new, and rare insults. And for more utterly specific insults, here are rare insults that left people uniquely destroyed.

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