Manager of Sweltering Office Bans Shorts to "Not See Hairy Man Legs," Employee Shaves Legs

Isn't it nice to come up with graceful solutions that make everyone happy? This person's idiot boss demanded that no one should be allowed to wear shorts in their sweltering office, instead opting for everyone to let their pants become aquafers. This employee noticed that their boss's only reason cited for this rule was that they did not want to see hairy man legs, so they did the reasonable thing and made sure their boss didn't have to see any of that unsightly man hair. 

It feels like if you were a manager, your first goal should be that your employees are comfortable enough to actually get their work done. In this case, it looks like it was done for them. 

For another story of a moronic dress code played out to it's illogical conclusion, here's the time an absurd dress code made it so that an IT worker literally couldn't do their job anymore.

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