Here's Another Reason Not To Go To Florida: There's a Deadly Cobra on the Loose There

Lots of weird shit is always going in the Sunshine State. That's just the price of living in an area where a gator can just show up to any family function. Gators just have an open invite, I guess.

But people are particularly worried about Florida at the moment because police and wildlife officials have been on the hunt for a deadly monocled cobra since Monday.

Maybe it's time finally time to cut Florida loose. There's nothing wrong with having 49 states.

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No prison can hold it.
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The AP is having too good of a time with sssscary ssssstory.

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Two feet can hold a lot of poison.
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This is the plan.
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I heard they were looking for a monocled cobra.

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